March 2012
My Spanish Teacher is so freaking awkward it’s not even funny. We were playing Bingo Gringo (like normal Bingo, but apparently in Spanish speaking countries, you have to fill the whole freaking board…) and sometimes, instead of saying the word in English, he’ll give a hint.
Anyway, he’s just sitting there and it’s all quiet, and he says, “The colour of...
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Well… happy birthday Megan.
look at the kid eating the cake tho.
I don’t really find this funny. I find it to be more disturbing than amusing.
So you leave her lying in the cake?
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
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At the midnight premiere.
Employee at theater: Um, ma'am you can't enter the theater with those arrows.
Me: And why not?
Employee: Because it's a danger to everyone else. You could accidentally hurt someone.
Me: Do you know who I am?
Employee: Um -
Me: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM KATNISS FREAKING EVERDEEN.
Employee: I don't care who you are, you can't take those in.
Me: FIRE IS CATCHING!
Employee: But -
Me: AND IF WE BURN
Employee: Wh -
Me: YOU BURN WITH US.
Employee:
Me: Don't make me use these arrows.
Post one of the 7 deadly sins in my ask box for:
dara-seoulidol:
leejoon-shilovely:
milagrro:
Lust: Something that I find attractive. Vanity: Something that I like about myself. Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself. Envy: Something I wish I was better at. Gluttony: One of my favorite foods. Wrath: Something that gets me angry. Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
I dare you~
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13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by the... →
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Miss Williams wrote an essay on her impressions of Frederick Douglass’ first autobiography the Narrative of the Life. It offended her teachers so much that, after harassment from teachers and school administrators at School #3, Miss Williams was forced to leave the school.
Okay so “long story short, they took an exceptional student, with the radical idea that kids should learn to...
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I'm jealous of boys....they have longer eye lashes...
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